South Park: 200

Sorry I haven't done any posts for South Park but I think episode 5 is a good place to start with season 14.  This one was epic even though it ends with a cliff hanger.  We get to see a buttload of celebrities, the gingers, Muhammed... well sort of, and the return of the question "Who is Eric Cartman's father?"

This episode starts with Stan calling Tom Cruise a fudge packer after he sees him literally packing fudge in a fudge factory.  So he gets together with all the other burned celebrities to sue South Park but it turns out all they want is Muhammed so they can become invulnerable to ridicule.  This issues the return of Hennifer Lopez or Mitch Conner, turns out he didn't die after all.  Mitch wants to sell Muhammed's power and gets Cartman to help once he tells him that he can tell him who his real father is.  In the way of the celebrities are the ginger extremists who want Muhammed's power and threaten South Park and this triggers the Celebrities to release Barbra Streisand on the town

I can't wait to see how all this ends. I think all this throwing back was an appropriate way to celebrate the 200th episode.  Also I am gonna say the first two episodes didn't really "wow" me a whole lot but 'Medicinal Fried Chicken' had a hilarious moment with all the men of the town bouncing down the streets on their Scrotums and I liked 'You have 0 Friends' for the parody on Facebook and also for that Kip Drordy kid too.

See Ya
Razz

South Park: Pee Review

Ok so this week's episode of South Park was about average for me.  As you can tell from the title it was all about pee.....and minorities.

This episode starts with the guys going to Pi Pi's water park for a day of splashing fun.  This gets ruined for Kyle when he makes the realization that almost everyone pees in the water.  Some scientist discover a dire situation concerning the pH levels of the water at the park, it is almost all "pee" and no "H".  The scientist tell the owner, Pi Pi, that if he doesn't do something soon the whole park could become overrun with pee.  Of course since this is South Park that exact thing happens and the guys are left stuck inside of the park with the pee, which is not very enthusing for Kyle. 

While the boys are stranded in the park the adults are trying to get them out, but they make the assumption that too much pee will make them all go crazy.  With the help of the scientist, the come up with a cure for the infected people, bannannas!  They show proof of this by peeing on monkeys and when the monkeys eat bannannas they seem less agitated about being peed on, who would've thunk! 

The other part of the episode shows a 2012 type situation in the waterpark for cartman.  However instead of being alone on the earth, he believes he is the only white person left and that minorities will take over the world.  Oh racist Cartman, classic.  He finds himself  relieved to be outside where he meets the other guys and they are all force fed bannannas to avoid being infected

Overall I say it is an ok episode, take it or leave it.  However this is the season finale for South Park which makes it kind of lackluster. 

See ya,
Razz

Dances with Smurfs

Hey guys, first of all I would like to say I'm sorry I haven't been keeping up with South Park the past few weeks, I'll try to keep doing it more often. This episode starts off with Cartman being picked to replace the announcement reader after the old one was brutally murdered by a guy who assumed he was a truck driver who slept with his wife. Since Cartman is the one now reading the announcements you know it won't end well. He uses the time to read the announcements to bash the school president, Wendy. Cartman even ends up getting TV's so he can have his own show, like Glenn Beck, Bill Oreilly, or any other Fox News Commentary show. He even calls Wendy out saying she wants to KILL Smurfs! OH NO! Cartman makes a special, called Dances With Smurfs, in which he goes and lives with the Smurfs and falls in love with Smurfette. He then destroys the Smurf village(as Wendy, good job on the cross-dressing by the way).



Wendy Is fed up by this and goes on The Morning Announcements to defend herself, and to keep Butters from peeing on her house. She turns the show around saying the smurfs had to be destroyed to get the Smurfberries to save the school. And it is Cartman's fault for turning against the school and siding with the Smurfs. She steals Cartman's Smurf idea by writing her own book and selling the movie rights to create James Cameron's Avatar.


I think this is a fairly good episode. I am a fan of any episode that takes Cartman from being on top to looking like an a-hole at the end. This is definitely worth the watch. By the way I discovered you can go to southparkstudios.com and buy shirts with different SP catchphrases like Awesom-o, a few from this episode, bike-curious?, towlie, they took our jobs, and many more. These would be great if you are a huge fan of the show.


See ya,
Razz

Some people call me the space cowboy...

Some people call me the gangster of love, well thats what Butters Scotch is known as.  South Park returned with another episode last Wednesday, which can be described as creepy.  This episode involves Butters starting a Prostitution ring, or kissing company as he calls it, in South Park right under the police' noses.

Butters gets the idea for his kissing company after he pays for a kiss by a girl named Sally.  Butters goes out and brings customerst Sally and a few other girls who he gets to go out and kiss boys on the playground, which he takes a 40% cut of might I add.  Kyle however tells butters he is nothing but a common pimp, which this promps butters to go out to a pimp convention.  Here he learns what being a pimp means and how to take care of his hos, you know what I am saying?

All this hubub about a local pimp working in South Park makes the police take action by sending one of their own in undercover as a prostitute.  The under cover cop is the chief(that redheaded guy in the mustache in case you forgot) who is in a very skimpy prostitute's outfit. Ugggghh anybody? For some reason instead of busting the guys soliciting he insists on going through the acts with the tricks. Again uggghh anyone? This makes him get caught up in the world of prostitution, a wonderful place right?

This episode has some very funny momonts, like most South Park episodes.  During Class Butters tries to get a few of the girls to join his company, including Wendy and Bebe. And when Mr. Garrison ask him what is wrong, Butters responds with "These girls are just giving kisses away and they don't realize they could be making some real f'n money."  Also no matter how cringe worthy they are, the scenes with the prostitute chief are really funny.  This episode is definately worth the 30 minutes it takes to watch it. You can see this episode and more at www.southparkstudios.com/ 

Later, 
Razz     

South Park Returns!

Hola all,

South Park returned with its fall premiere last Wednesday, called Dead Celebrities. It was a very topical episode as almost all of them have been over the past few seasons. This episode started with Ike claiming that he was being haunted by celebrities who died over the past summer. It turns out that all of these celebrities are being bound to the Earth because Michael Jackson has not accepted his death. Jaco then possesses Ike and in order to save Ike's soul, the South Park gang must enter him in a beauty pageant so Michael can fulfill his dream of being a beautiful young girl. Luckily Cartman is able to bribe the judge and get Ike to win the show. This allows all the celebrities to pass on to hell where they have to wait because "Hell is a towing gate."

There were several funny parts to the episode that really make it worth the watch including Kyle and Cartman arguing over why a person would keep eating chipotle if it makes you bleed out your butt. there was a very sixth senseish beginning with Ike talking about seeing dead celebrities. I would definitely recommend this episode for any fan of South Park or fans of dead celebrities. You can watch South Park on Comedy Central on Wednesdays at 9(central) or any time at www.southparkstudios.com/



See you later,
Razz